Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. ~Thomas de Quincey<\/p>\n
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
\nOne end is moo, the other, milk.
\n~Ogden Nash<\/p>\n
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. ~Grant Wood<\/p>\n
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. ~Joan Gussow<\/p>\n
A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. ~Samuel Johnson<\/p>\n
When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? ~Author unknown<\/p>\n
I guess cows aren’t into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. ~Anthony Clark<\/p>\n
All is not butter that comes from the cow. ~Proverb<\/p>\n
Opie, you haven’t finished your milk. We can’t put it back in the cow, you know. ~From The Andy Griffith Show<\/p>\n
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. ~Fred Allen<\/p>\n
The friendly cow, all red and white,
\nI love with all my heart:
\nShe gives me cream with all her might,
\nTo eat with apple-tart.
\n~Robert Louis Stevenson<\/p>\n
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. ~Elbert Hubbard<\/p>\n
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. ~George Bernard Shaw<\/p>\n
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. ~John McNulty<\/p>\n
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. ~Proverb<\/p>\n
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, “I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?” ~Bill Watterson<\/p>\n
Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. ~Greek proverb<\/p>\n
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. ~William Lyon Phelps<\/p>\n
The human body has no more need for cows’ milk than it does for dogs’ milk, horses’ milk, or giraffes’ milk. ~Michael Klaper<\/p>\n
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. ~Jim Bishop, “On the English Countryside,” NY Journal-American, 1957 September 28th, quoted in Simpson’s Contemporary Quotations compiled by James B. Simpson<\/p>\n
Tongue \u2014 a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. ~Bob Ekstrom<\/p>\n
I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. ~Paul Carvel<\/p>\n
I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. ~Sherwood Anderson<\/p>\n
To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. ~Author unknown<\/p>\n
There’s nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows. ~Russell Crowe<\/p>\n
There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs. ~Bill Vaughan<\/p>\n
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. ~H.L. Mencken<\/p>\n
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. ~Ambrose Bierce<\/p>\n
Greatness alone is not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. ~Proverb<\/p>\n
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. ~Dennis Wholey<\/p>\n
The mere brute pleasure of reading \u2014 the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. ~Lord Chesterfield<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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